Prompt: It was heavier than I expected

It was a Wednesday morning after the holidays and I felt fresh and ready for the day, I had gotten some water and food by the gardeners so I was happier than ever. It was 7:50. So quiet and peaceful. Then I heard a noise, it was chatter. “Who would come in so early!?” I wondered. Oh… it was children going to handbells. “Such annoying little kids” I thought to myself. A few hours later and it had turned 8:34. NOOOOOO!!! There was a person climbing me and it had already scratched me. It was heavier than I expected. “OUCH!” I shouted. I snapped. WHY DO PEOPLE CLIMB TREES!?